Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the tf2 sniper so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to 2fort battlements I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with mundy. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of snipers tight assassin bussy. I want him to have my assassin/crazed gunman babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my dad's rifle again. I'd modify it to look like his gun and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see sniper again.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

The first time I saw you I couldn't take my eyes off you. In school I was always there for you when ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you dated treated you with 1% of the respect I have for you in 1% of my heart alone. I always offered to pay for your lunch even when you were dating other guys. When you wanted to go out because an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had broke up with you and you needed to take your mind off it and I was busy I made time for you, but I also respected you when you were busy. In tenth grade when I masturbated for the first time I didn't think of pornstars like other guys but I thought of you. At prom you were the only one I wanted to take but you went with a douche who had asked another girl before you. That's the reason I didn't go because I couldn't go with you. I never told you this before but you've gone as far as you need to with all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you date. I'll be the last guy you ever date. Because we will never break up. A brother wouldn't do any of this but that's what you call me?!?!?!?!

Babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

+rep Fast trader !