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Go Left

Move to the left.
Am 26. Feb. 2019 um 10:57 freigeschaltet

Go Right

Move to the right.
Am 26. Feb. 2019 um 10:57 freigeschaltet

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Am 26. Feb. 2019 um 11:06 freigeschaltet

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Am 26. Feb. 2019 um 13:11 freigeschaltet

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Am 26. Feb. 2019 um 13:06 freigeschaltet

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Am 26. Feb. 2019 um 11:42 freigeschaltet

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Am 26. Feb. 2019 um 13:13 freigeschaltet

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Am 26. Feb. 2019 um 13:30 freigeschaltet

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Am 26. Feb. 2019 um 13:28 freigeschaltet



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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