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Go Left

Move to the left.
Se desbloqueó el 26 FEB 2019 a las 10:57 a. m.

Go Right

Move to the right.
Se desbloqueó el 26 FEB 2019 a las 10:57 a. m.

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Se desbloqueó el 26 FEB 2019 a las 11:06 a. m.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Se desbloqueó el 26 FEB 2019 a las 1:11 p. m.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Se desbloqueó el 26 FEB 2019 a las 1:06 p. m.

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Se desbloqueó el 26 FEB 2019 a las 11:42 a. m.

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Se desbloqueó el 26 FEB 2019 a las 1:13 p. m.

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Se desbloqueó el 26 FEB 2019 a las 1:30 p. m.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Se desbloqueó el 26 FEB 2019 a las 1:28 p. m.



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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