I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

+REP, told me that his real name was Mitchell Rugendyke. But in reality his name was Adam Friend. Don't beleive this guy. The only thing that was true about his disguise is that he is actually a ♥♥♥♥, and that he has a fetish for having sex with Onions. Especially if they are Violent Onions. Him and some guy names Mupipachuchu broke my left leg with their hammers, and forced me to jump out of a car that was moving at 100km/h. If you love to eat ♥♥♥♥ that has alot of corn in it then play games with this guy, else DONT!!

Love, Violent Onions

-REP, Broke into my apartment and stole all of my bananas!! He didn't even eat them, he just tried to shove them down the bathtub! Except for the last one. He Shoved that one so down his throat that he gagged and threw up all over my cat. DON'T TRADE WITH THIS GUY, HE IS A SCAMMER!!

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