Hey jenn i was wondering would you buy Audio surf and send it as a gift please LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7nlA1KLcJ8&feature=related

What I'm doing until Skyrim.

-Doors deadbolted and trapped, check
-Phone flushed down toilet, check
-Plumber called to fix toilet, check
-Apology email to plumber for getting stuck in trap, check
-Microwave and fridge plugged in next to recliner, check
-$60 dollars and a gun if anyone cuts into my parking spot at the mall, check
-Adult diapers and extra large garbage bags, check
-Bengay for trigger fingers, check
-926 plausible excuses for work, family events, and holidays, check
-Apolagize to Mr. Whiskers in advance for not paying attention to him, check
-House cooled down to 40 degrees to simulate Skyrim, check
-Heat turned back up to 70 because Im a wuss, check
-Practice grunting and gasping for 6 hours, check
-Pace in front of Gamestop, check
-Attempt to hibernate until release via ambien and nyquil, check
-Visit emergency room to have stomach pumped, check
-Attend mandatory suicide counseling, check
-Write threatening letters to celebrities that I feel should have been voice act