My family works in a Danish shop. My uncle is Jeff and my dad is Conzie and my brother is Bruddy. Jeff touches Bruddy every night when he sleeps, sometimes my dad takes him outside so Jeff can't find him. Jeff brings stray animals and fat people to our house. He keeps the fat people in the freezer and slaps them with pig snouts and whips them with laffy taffy. He makes the stray animals work to make danishes because he knows they make danishes better than him. My dad Conzie is cool and stuffz. My brother Bruddy is dumb and stoopid. He makes the worst decisions. My birth certificate was an apology letter from this one factory...
EPISODE 1: THE ALIEN ADVENTURE!
Today, my family and I went on an adventure as space marines. Jeff had trouble fitting into his suit because, you know...he's fat, kinda. When Bruddy was trying to change into his suit Jeff kept touching him. After a long time travelling we got stuck in this office where a big alien was humping Bruddy and then my uncle got gang banged by 2 aliens while my uncle was eating a danish from home and I was in the corner crying like Isaac from The Binding of Isaac. Hours later, my dad and I saved our deared relatives and went on to finish our mission. Then when we were close to our elevator....THE ALIENS GOT ME AND TRIED TO TEAR ME UP -----TOO LAZY TO TYPE MORE-----