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IS HE GONNA POTATE?
MAYBE.
NOTHING IS KNOWN.
ONLY THAT HE IS A POTATO.
ONLY THE POTATO MAY KNOW WHEN AND WHERE TO POTATE.
IT IS A MYSTERY UNSOLVED.
WHERE THE POTATO POTATES.
AND WHEN HE POTATES.
THE POTATO IS A VERY PEACEFUL CREATURE.
BUT BECAUSE OF THE HIGH AMOUNT OF HUNTERS THAT HUNT FOR POTATOES.
THE POTATO IS NOW EXTINCT.
AND THERE ARE ABOUT 97 OF THEM ACROSS THE ENTIRE WORLD.
IN ORDER FOR THE POTATO TO CONTINUE TO POTATE.
WE NEED TO STOP THE HUNTING AND KILLING OF THE POTATOES.
OR ELSE WE WILL LIVE IN A WORLD WITH NO POTATOES.
AND IF THERE ARE NO POTATOES.
NO ONE CAN POTATE.
AND WHO WANTS TO LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT POTATING?
NO ONE.
SO PLEASE.
STOP.
THE.
KILLING.