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Crush your enemies, hear the lamentations of their women.

Show these internet guys what happens when they run their mouths.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2019 @ 9:20am



You Dun Bro. Almost

Finished all levels. Get this and you are guaranteed to always get all the girls 80% of the time.

Super Duper Seducer

Get the best ending in all levels. Get this and you are 100% guaranteed to usually get all the girls in real life.

2 in One Night

Sleep with 2 people in the same night. Gross.

Too Sexy for My (Sleeveless Denim) Shirt

Leave with the legend Denis.

Thanks for the support bro

Stand up for what is right.

Hayfever sufferer's revenge

You'll never see hayfever the same way again.

Boss move

Deal with the waiter in the best way.

Amoral or is it immoral?

Choose the lies that you can get away with but that are just wrong.

Alistair Martin

Re-live Alistair's famously awkward and awful moment from 2008 Covent Garden.

Alex Kay

Embody a drunk Alex and re-live an often seen scene.