Imagine stretching your ass out with your phone then keeping it there for a while until your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ molds into the shape of your phone. You have a coinslot type thing now :)

Sorry dude, I mean you no harm, my name is Patrick, I'm 31, and I'm not here to cause any harm. Please don't contact the police, please don't alert the authorities, please don't freak out. I'm not going to kill myself or hurt anyone or anything like that, but please don't freak out. My name is Patr

This is cool dude. 11/10