Recent reviews by Astranautica

I was once Hooman, now a cAr 11/10 wood recamend (meow)

Stop Sony Sunday feels good

Fun to crash but more fun to race and utilize the sim for its great and challenging handling

The Bethesda Fan in me Loves this game to its core, and I really felt a sense of real gain in loss in a Bethesda story. I actually really enjoy that some choices matter greatly.

Pros
Fun combat, Fun Hand Crafted areas
Great graphics for creation engine
Cons
40 Fps in New Atlantis with a 4090 is just unacceptable when Cyberpunk 2077 runs on max Ray tracing 144 fps downtown Night City
Terrible Procedural Content

Boring, fetch quests

Little to no enemy variety

No evil companions fully fleshed out, everyone is goody two shoes

Companions quest lines seemed rushed, cant take a constellation companion on more than two missions before they "want to talk" would love a delay between them/ an option to "talk about it later" so i can trade gear with them

2.0 Really made this game hard to put down. Now CDPR Lets have games like this on release...

Nothing like trucking through the good ole' US of A, baby! The dev team deserves praise for American Truck Simulator. Massive map, relaxing gameplay, true sim with real-world applications. Love it!

Embark on an epic journey among the stars! Explore diverse species, build a galactic empire, and engage in diplomacy or warfare. With stunning visuals and endless customization, Stellaris offers deep and varied exploration, interstellar warfare, and infinite possibilities. It's a grand strategy adventure that will keep you captivated for light-years!"

Alright, buckle up, fellow Wasteland wanderer, because we're about to dive into the crazy world of Fallout 4! This game is like a post-apocalyptic roller-coaster ride with a side of radioactive mayhem. It's the kind of experience that makes you question your life choices, like why you've spent a whopping 402 hours in the game and only managed to beat the story once. Hey, no judgment here, we've all been down that rabbit hole!

Fallout 4 is like a junkyard of awesomeness, filled with all sorts of quirky characters, jaw-dropping locations, and enough radioactive bugs to make your Geiger counter go haywire. The story is just the tip of the nuke, my friend, because the real fun lies in the vast world of side content. It's like going to an all-you-can-eat buffet and never leaving. Seriously, you've got more quests, settlements, and weird encounters than you can shake a Super Mutant's arm at.

But let's talk about mods, baby! Mods are like the turbo-charged fusion core that takes Fallout 4 to a whole new level of insanity. Want to turn your character into a walking disco ball? Done. How about a companion that's a talking Deathclaw with a penchant for poetry? You got it. The modding community has unleashed a storm of creativity that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. It's like mixing Mentats with Jet and throwing in a dash of Nuka-Cola Quantum.

And the best part? The game is on sale for a mind-blowing $9.99! I mean, that's cheaper than a post-apocalyptic haircut! So grab your Pip-Boy, strap on your power armor, and get ready to kick some irradiated butt. Fallout 4 is a hilarious, addictive, and utterly chaotic masterpiece that will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it's the perfect warm-up for Starfield, because let's face it, exploring the final frontier is just the next logical step after surviving a nuclear wasteland. So go forth, my Vault Dweller companion, and embrace the madness of Fallout 4. The Commonwealth is waiting

Oh hell yeah, let's dive into the wild world of Skyrim, my fellow gamer! This game is a freakin' beast that has survived the test of time like a boss. Seriously, it's been years since it dropped, and it still blows my mind like a dragon fart. It's like stepping into a badass alternate reality where you can be anyone and do anything. The graphics might not be super-duper cutting-edge by today's standards, but who gives a damn when you've got majestic dragons doing acrobatics in the frickin' sky? Plus, the landscapes are so breathtaking, they make Bob Ross look like a finger-painting noob. The storylines are like a drug dealer's finest concoction, keeping you hooked like a fish on a line for hours on end. And guess what? There's no lame-ass linear narrative holding you back, my friend. Nah, in Skyrim, you're the freakin' boss. Want to be a sneaky, shadow-hugging thief? Go full-on ninja mode, my dude! Wanna unleash epic dragon shouts that make your enemies wet their pants? Oh, you bet your sweet rolls you can! Skyrim hands you the keys to your own destiny like a bad Tinder date, and it's a total game-changer.

Oh, but wait, there's more! Mods, baby! Mods are like injecting the game with steroids and Red Bull on crack. They breathe new life into Skyrim, giving you all sorts of crazy goodies. New weapons, armor, and even complete game overhauls are just a taste of what awaits you. It's like a never-ending buffet of creativity that'll leave you salivating for more. So, my dude, trust me when I say Skyrim is a frickin' masterpiece that will keep you grinning like a Cheshire cat on steroids. It'll make you laugh, cry, and question your very existence (especially when you realize you've logged more hours than a seasoned WoW player). If you haven't jumped into this epic adventure yet, what the actual cheese wheels are you waiting for? Grab your sword, suit up in your badass armor, and get ready for a wild ride that'll make your jaw drop and your heart race faster than a caffeine addict on roller skates. Skyrim, my friend, is the holy grail of gaming.

boring tech demo