Reviewing this man's library, it does not appear that he's ever played Mortal Kombat. That makes sense, as he has no clue how to "finish him". That being said, he sure does finish fast himself.

It's like you're getting mauled by a bear,
Except there's a lot of B.O and a lot more hair.
His breath will surely give you a fright,
And I saw maybe 2 inches when he turned on the light.
His jizz had blood in it, I was afraid to ask why,
If you're ever on Tinder, I'd avoid this guy.

Dude literally nutted in me and then ran off to the bathroom to dookie for a solid 45 minutes. Never even brought me a towel to clean off. Would not recommend.

Sucks worse than a vacuum you haven't plugged in yet. Also overpriced. Look elsewhere.

Will run train on you but then says "im tired" and passes out when its you turn. Would not recommend.

Plays 7 Days to Die but takes 7 Second to Finish. What a waste of time.