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Ho, Ho, Ho!
My Chrismas was like smelling wet dog!
I got 12 used condoms!
and 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up teddy!
2 scary cupcakes!
and 1 ice-cream jelly!
I wish that your chrismas will be
like a dream
with lots of presents that smell like a pee!
Merry Chrismas Foks!
P.S.
Santa will ♥♥♥*ing rape ya all!
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Illuminati confirmed. Protect your cubes people. Let's start a new Resistance.
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You have been visited by the Fedora of Euphoria and Autism! Tip this fedora to 5 people or you'll be haunted by the ghost of fashionable wear