Bacon.

Wombat ♥♥♥♥ is cube-shaped.
Wombats' primary defence is their toughened rear hide, with most of the posterior made of cartilage. This, combined with its lack of a meaningful tail, makes it difficult for any predator that follows the wombat into its tunnel to bite and injure its target. When attacked, wombats dive into a nearby tunnel, using their butt to block a pursuing attacker. There are documented cases of particulary thicc wombats twerking their opponents to death.


Bacon.