My life was over.
I'd lost my job, my wife left me.
I had to sleep in a kangaroo's pouch.
And then I foundThe Answer.
The Answer was discovered by the philosophers of ancient Greece, who hid it under a rock where it was discovered by the knights of King Arthur, who placed it in a bottle and set it in the ocean, where it was found by Pat Sajak.
These great men knew The Answer.
The Answer is the secret to achieving your heart's desire.
Learn The Answer, and change your life.