+rep ;)

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ron Paul gets up on stage. The ground shakes as the whole Earth applauds at the same time. The celebrities cast their Rearden steel idols aside and stand, because they needed no one else, their own craft was satisfaction enough. Ron Paul is silent, yet smiling because he knows the words that he shall speak will change the world forever. Children a million years from now will be sitting in schoolrooms and weep when the teacher tells them of this day.

"Who..." Ron Paul begins. His smile only grows as the anticipation of the room fills to the breaking point. "...is John Galt?" The whole room exploded in a shared experience of wonder. George Clooney wept in the front row. Ellen Degeneres fell over dead in the front row from the guilt she felt as a liberal. All of the heads of corporations that had been invited felt exhilarated. Everything they worked for was for this moment, the least flawed philosophy in the world had finally taken hold and everything would be perfect from now on.

I'm expecting #1 at the box office and all of the Oscars. Seriously, they shouldn't even hold the Academy Awards this year. It'd be so unfair.

I've been laughing about this for the last 8 hours or so and really need to show someone who's felt the pain.

http://www.avclub.com/article/conclusion-atlas-shrugged-trilogy-pulls-out-big-gu-206019