Recent reviews by Armatolos

Great game :)

-Started as Byzantine Empire
-1 in the afternoon
-February 1st
-Start at War against the Muslims
-Imprison military general named Mohammad
-Castrate Mohammad
-Get blown up by ISIS
-Make peace with Muslims
-Fight wars against Italy
-Conquer all of Italy and castrate King
-Have son
-Son Born in Purple
-Italy will be lost upon succession to first born
-Arrest and castrate first born
-Italy safe
-Vassals hate me
-Vassals rebel
-Put down rebellion
-Revoke titles and castrate all rebelling vassals
-expand against Armenia
-Shi'a rises in Arabia
-Holy wars against Africa
-Take most of Northern Africa
-Castrate all land owners and blind all military leaders
-Go to war against Bulgaria
-Rape Bulgaria
-Castrate Bulgaria
-Have two sons, not born in the purple
-Have son born in the purple
-Excommunicate, arrest, and castrate first two sons
-People approve castration
-Holy war against Moroccan Empires
-Caliph gets called in
-Muslims are raping me
-Ruler dies in battle
-Gain cruel trait blinding general
-Whole kingdom revolts
-Crown authority gets rekt
-Muslims win
-1000 gold in debt
-Rebuild army
-Take rest of Balkans
-Army is huge
-Take Southern HRE and southern France
-Entire Arabian Empire rebels
-Caliph down to 7500 troops
-Holy Wars against Caliph
-Take all the way down to Egypt
-Capture Caliph
-Castrate Caliph
-Wage war on Morocco
-Capture Morocco
-Just Spain left
-Have another son
-Born in purple
-Ask for first son to be excommunicated
-Denied
-Arrest son
-Castrate son
-Vassals hate me
-Vassals rebel
-Hire mercenaries
-Rape Vassals
-Arabia invades
-Rape Arabia
-Castrate Vassals
-Castrate Caliph
-Holy War against Spain
-Take eastern coast in many holy wars
-So many castrated Muslim men
-No more reproduction in Spain.
-Build back army
-Castrate my first born for the last time
-Finish off Spanish Muslims
-Castrate whole prison cell
-Take Christian stronghold in Spain.
-Release king
-I am merciful
-Reunite Roman Empire
-Look up at clock
-1 pm
-February 2nd
-I guess Rome was built in a day

15/10 would castrate world again

Dark Souls 5 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scary & buggy as hell !

Reasons not to buy this game :

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Release date : " December 1, 2015 "

After 2 years...

When i bought the game , i said : " Holy Cow , there is a game about WWI , Omg! I wanna stab central-power players and allies , with my BAYONET! HELL YEAH! I want to fight side-by-side with my friends ! Kill before get killed.. alright i played about 15 hours and i said :

This game , SUCKS. There are many reasons , lets see some :
1) Bad aiming with weapons , when u're playing as machine gunner , u can see Sh*t , when u're playing as Sniper , you can see ♥♥♥♥! Many snipers get confused when they are scoping with two eyes on one-eye scope , also when u are on SCOPE , u can see around the battle!

2) Many glitches and bugs, i have many pictures of bugs / glitches on my files . Before 30 min i got stuck inside a wall and couldnt kill myself to respawn, so i wait there .
Also, BIG glitch is that if you are aiming with machine-gun , you cant control it 180 degrees to kill enemies , u are just stuck there , until u undeployed it . When you are on crouch on the ground , you can see above the map , when i say above the map ,i mean above the tunnels , the holes and ditch , you can see enemies and enemy cant see you.

3) Bayonets , I am disappointed because 2d games have better fight scenes .

4) Everyone stays on their holes and waiting to kill enemies .. Thats good , because if you're officer , u can kill those rats with artillery .. But .. as i said this game has maaaaaaaany glitches , u can use artillery or mortar on a tunnel .. yeah ,inside of it ...

5) UNIFORMS , WHEN A ROUND STARTS AND U WERE ATTACKER , U CAN SEE AT THE TOP " YOU HAVE 70 SEC TO GET BACK" .. Alright , but i DONT want TO get back .. so i turn my back on the enemy front line and wait them to charge against my line .. they cant recognize me , because of the uniforms .. blue , black , grey , oil uniforms .. you get confused with those sh****y fancy uniforms . Also , when u are jump in ditch , u are starting shooting everything moves .. it doesnt matter if he's ally or enemy , just shot because u are scared .. of the uniforms .. because its one shot kill and if u get killed u have to go back to respawn and run again this DISTANCE .

6) Updates arent UPDATES. Im sure that , this game gonna sell pistol camouflage or uniforms for money , to get "rich" . But no . When owners doesnt fix their game , it doesnt desrves our money .

So, i am sure that i forgot many reason NOT TO BUY THIS GAME .

Thanks for your time and DONT buy THIS game .

AWEEEEEEEESOME !!!