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DeepThroatCoast2Coast 13 Sep, 2023 @ 9:57pm 
weed so loud face looking like a bad ♥♥♥♥♥ with progeria
Deagle Dad 420 13 Sep, 2023 @ 9:55pm 
This is the guy that forced me to drink rubbing alcohol to "loosen me up"
DeepThroatCoast2Coast 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:47pm 
i've noticed a lot of man-kissing conduct originating from this steam profile. i'm gonna have to cal the FBGUY.
Deagle Dad 420 30 May, 2022 @ 6:09pm 
At night , when I close my eyes that's when the nail ghosts start hammering on my walls.
DeepThroatCoast2Coast 21 May, 2022 @ 12:33pm 
hey i could never thank you enough for all the bi and poly favors you did for me and my partners behind the local shell gas station last week
DeepThroatCoast2Coast 28 May, 2018 @ 11:38pm 
i'm just a squareular mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tryna squeeze through a circular hole
Deagle Dad 420 11 May, 2018 @ 9:04pm 
You can ♥♥♥♥ me all you want (stick objects in me, make me suck on your fingers, etc.)... but when you try to ♥♥♥♥ MY FRIENDS... that's when I can no longer stand idly by and suffer
Deagle Dad 420 24 Mar, 2018 @ 10:18am 
this ♥♥♥♥♥ eatin beans!
Deagle Dad 420 16 Mar, 2018 @ 4:24pm 
My wife thinks she's the one who pulls the strings. Every now I then I have to yell "Hey, I'm the one who wears the strap-on in this family!" That really shuts the ♥♥♥♥♥ up
DeepThroatCoast2Coast 13 Mar, 2018 @ 7:11pm 
if my wife doesn't suck 40 ♥♥♥♥♥ that aren't mine while we're married i'm gonna harm myself to show her she's an independent women.
DeepThroatCoast2Coast 13 Mar, 2018 @ 7:10pm 
I got a tramp stamp that says feminist so my wife knows who's team i'm on every time she pegs me from behind
DeepThroatCoast2Coast 13 Mar, 2018 @ 7:08pm 
I'm gonna make you ♥♥♥ until you suffer.
Deagle Dad 420 5 Mar, 2018 @ 7:51pm 
am a single dad just trying to find enough for me and my gay son to get a bite to eat. Spare a few steam games to help us make it through?
Deagle Dad 420 3 Mar, 2018 @ 10:20am 
I could Single Handedly end the jewish cabal's reign today with the Wild Card i'm Packin!!1
Deagle Dad 420 3 Mar, 2018 @ 10:16am 
I forgot to give my kids their aids medication before they went to the bus stop
Deagle Dad 420 25 Feb, 2018 @ 5:10pm 
I hope my wife let's me play screen games tonight
Deagle Dad 420 25 Feb, 2018 @ 3:22pm 
I'm a sick little freak
Deagle Dad 420 25 Feb, 2018 @ 3:21pm 
My character doesn't trust dark races
DeepThroatCoast2Coast 22 Feb, 2018 @ 4:10pm 
We all loved Avatar.
DeepThroatCoast2Coast 22 Feb, 2018 @ 4:10pm 
I'd got and tell all my friends "Look! I'm Avatar! I burned myself while Fire bending again!" Ahahah good for a laugh.
DeepThroatCoast2Coast 22 Feb, 2018 @ 4:09pm 
I always thought my stepdad's Marlboro Reds left the coolest burn marks on my wrist!
DeepThroatCoast2Coast 20 Feb, 2018 @ 9:22pm 
Once you start peeling it all comes off.
Deagle Dad 420 7 Feb, 2018 @ 4:53pm 
I'm going to give myself CTE so I can kill my ♥♥♥♥ wife
Deagle Dad 420 7 Feb, 2018 @ 4:51pm 
(very italian guy voice) YEAAHH, I GOT A COMment FOr YOU... RIGHT HEre(Grabs trousers)
DeepThroatCoast2Coast 31 Jan, 2018 @ 11:26pm 
my ♥♥♥♥ looks like Uncle Lu's secret family churro recipe!
Deagle Dad 420 31 Jan, 2018 @ 4:17pm 
whos been ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wwith my medicine
Deagle Dad 420 30 Jan, 2018 @ 9:04pm 
I think someone put fentanyl in my red pills
DeepThroatCoast2Coast 30 Jan, 2018 @ 1:26pm 
where does squirt come from?
DeepThroatCoast2Coast 17 Jan, 2018 @ 9:58pm 
i'm givin out wet dreams all week
DeepThroatCoast2Coast 15 Jan, 2018 @ 1:22pm 
My stepdad keeps thinking I'm an ashtray.
Deagle Dad 420 15 Sep, 2017 @ 9:47pm 
Why were we allowed to live for so long?
DeepThroatCoast2Coast 15 Sep, 2017 @ 9:44pm 
the results came back positive. just thought i should let you know.
Speed Weed 11 Jul, 2017 @ 7:05pm 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did I just read?
DeepThroatCoast2Coast 6 Mar, 2017 @ 6:14pm 
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DeepThroatCoast2Coast 25 Feb, 2017 @ 5:31pm 
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Deagle Dad 420 25 Feb, 2017 @ 5:24pm 
WHAT!? WHAT?!? WHAT?!!? Traps AREN'T gay!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS!!! 😠😠😠😠😠😠 • penis = GAY • vagina = NOT GAY • feminine penis = DOUBLE NOT GAY!!!!! ♀🍆♀🍆👍👍
MEMORISE this ♥♥♥♥ because I DON'T want to have to tell you all again!!😡😡
DeepThroatCoast2Coast 25 Feb, 2017 @ 5:18pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
DeepThroatCoast2Coast 25 Feb, 2017 @ 5:15pm 
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