I want a sandwich. Where is my sandwich ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

Bunny, but the Hulk

oh black betty, bamalam, she had a child, it gon wild

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I was out walking to the shops when I noticed something peculiar shaped laying in front of someones frontyard. I decide to investigate and realise its a package. I take out my knife (I live in London) and start cutting open the box, then a man rushes out the door and pushes me. "The ♥♥♥♥ mate? That's my package". I'm confused why he left it outside, so I ponder. "That's none of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ business" and he picks up the now naked gaming chair, dragging it inside with him. Later that night I knocked on his window as I was breaking in and he screamed and tried to call the police, so I stabbed him 50 times then borrowed his gaming chair. I now have a gaming chair.