Im on a first date with a gorgeous girl I matched on Tinder, everything in date goes extremely well. We have many things in common and our sense of humor is similar, but I did a huge mistake of telling her Im Immortal rank. She just laughed and told me how cool is that. We kept on talking, I went to the toilet, I realised that I forgot my phone
I returned, I couldnt believe my eyes: She was looking at my phone excitedly. I told her "What are you doing?" it turns out she logged in to my dotabuff account and was looking at my match history
Wherever I go my Immortal rank follows me like a curse. Man, woman, everyone; if they learn about my dota skills and huge hero pool they immediately think of me as a boost machine
Sometimes girls invite me to their home, After spending some time together I think we're going to have sex but no, she points the computer with her finger and tells me: "Play a quick ranked game, I just want to watch you play"
Is that all I am? 10 quick fingers, 2 sharp eyes

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Post this on the walls of the 12 worst dota players you know...
If you get back 5 you're awful at videogames.
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SHMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... u ditcher -_-

SHMOOOOOOOOO -_-

Alyssa!