It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone felt ♥♥♥♥♥♥, even the mouse. Dad at the ♥♥♥♥♥ house, Mom smokin' grass, and I'd settled down for a nice piece of ass. Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter! He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew right away that the fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fell. He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber ♥♥♥♥ for my brother, the queer! He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart, that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blew my chimney apart! He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, "Piss on you all and have a good night!".

Money is short, times are hard, HERE'S YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHRISTMAS CARD!!! >:)