Recent reviews by The Paranoid Anandroid™

I've always wanted to re-enact that bit in Django: Unchained when Django kicks down the door of a bad guys house and yell "D'ARTAGNAN MUTHA******" and shot all the badguys. I'm not that good at this game and so far I have been unable to do that but it's still really good.

I had never played any of the other games in the Tribes series when I decided to play Tribes: Ascend.
I had no idea what to expect.
I had heard it was pretty fast paced.
I was wrong.
I had heard it had a steep learning curve.
I was wrong.
The fact of the matter is that Tribes: Ascend might just be the most frantic, fast-paced FPS experiences you will ever encounter. The learning curve is not just steep, it is like a big wall that goes straight up and then (due to the massive amounts of gravitational pressure) bend backwards at the top. At least that's what it felt like to a newbie like me.

They say that the best things in life are free. Tribes: Ascend is pretty darn fun, just get it.

Broforce is fun.

I got steam 4 years ago with the orange box. This is why. Theses have been the best 4 years of my life. Whilst that may not have anything to do with this game, this game is still really good.