I'm just an overly eccentric goofball and musician, with the uncanny ability to cause minor inconveniences to those around me for my personal amusement. Oh I'm also the bassist and front-man for the Death Metal band Cadaver Puppet.

My specs:
OS ~ Windows 98
CPU ~ TI-84 Texas Instruments Graphing Calculator
GPU ~ Nvidia GeForce 256
Cooling ~ Spray bottle that is also occasionally used to punish my cat
Power Supply ~ Crank flashlight shell from Home Depot
Case ~ 6 Chinese takeout boxes from Panda Express stapled together