Detective Bong Hits isn't actually a person, he is a myth. Detective Bong Hits has many tall tales that surround him. Detective Bong Hits says that he was the first to move to land, before the plants. Detective Bong Hits can lift ten times his size. Detective Bong Hits was a pharoh in a previous life, and rose from the dead in the life to walk into his new one (Detective Bong Hits doesn't die, he simply sleeps for longer than usual). Detective Bong Hits made cute an acceptable word to use while your co-workers get slaughtered by his murderous heists. Honestly, Detective Bong Hits might be a psycho...