I would trick bro into thinking that I’m a girl thats into him and then let it get deep and then by the next day I will show up in the girl clothes with girl hair but instead of him hanging out with his “girlfriend” he would receive excruciatingly painful backshots with goon ectoplasm spraying all over his discombobulated ahh hairline

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

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chat show me this guy's balls

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TODAY IS TROLLFACE DAY!!! I WILL TROLLOLOLOLOLOL YOU!!!!

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do not add this person one day i was at walmart and this man commented on my profile and tried to make a copypaste comment it was the most traumatic experience of my hot life please stay far far away this man is bad news

:star_and_crescent: You say Lady Gaga, I say Allah
:star_and_crescent: You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
:star_and_crescent: You say T-Pain, I say Allah
:star_and_crescent: You say Eminem, I say Allah
:star_and_crescent: You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
:star_and_crescent: 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls.
DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!!

When u think about it all your nutrients came from ♥♥♥.

You eat chicken? That chicken came from an egg. That egg came from a rooster's ♥♥♥. Gay.

You eat beef? That cow's mom got pregnant from a bull's ♥♥♥. Even gayer.

You drink water? Water is where whales ♥♥♥. You are drinking there ♥♥♥. Gay.

You eat corn? So you must be safe rite? WRONG. Pollen is plant ♥♥♥. GAY AGAIN.

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There was an elephant. His friend was a monkey. But one day the friendship between them broke. So elephants and monkeys became different.

One day the monkey teased the elephant. He said, 'long sudha sappa ears, thick legs.'

When the elephant got angry, he also started teasing the monkey. Such a long tail black, the monkey's mouth. '

Hearing this, the monkey also got angry.

He threw the elephant nails, then the elephant grabbed him by the trunk and turned round and threw it into the river, then the monkey shouted.
Save me elephants-save. Elephant got pity and pulled him out of the water.
Monkey apologized to the elephant, forgive me. Elephant pardoned the monkey and both of them started living well again

♥♥♥♥ minecraft. I've had it with this dumb, misleading game. Do you know how much time I've spent digging through my backyard, only to find worms and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? And what the ♥♥♥♥ is with those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up graphics? NEWS FLASH, the real world is not comprised of blocks but actually of hundreds of atoms, stupid Notch. In fortnite (battle royale game) tress fall down when you cut them, but it stupid minecraft they float in the sky,wtf (what the ♥♥♥♥), where's the immersion?

☪ You say Lady Gaga, I say Allah
☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Allah
☪ You say Eminem, I say Allah
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls.
DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!!

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You've been a good friend to me that means something

he smells bad

-rep

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i gave you a gift