david is eternal

I wouldn't touch david if he was the last man on earth, he'd probably recite the nation anthem and thank all the u.s. presidents before he lost his virginity.

I'm suprised you're not the one who took his virginity....or maybe you did

basically all he is >muh subaru >muh navy service >muh virginity

David's really mostly a Josh thing these days

why is david emmons even a thing still, he's so 2015