I drink and smoke for a living... what do you do?

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Immortalized on the Dollar Bill, Stuffed in Strippers' thongs for eternity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnS-05XoXs4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2TO5atI4rU

As an ordained minister in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I can only pray he doesn't smite you with his noodley appendage. The likes of you will never see the heavenly beer volcano or the gold covered stripper poles. I will ask other pastafarians to pray for you as I do now . . . Raman.





.... So much dank in one profile, is it even allowed ??!?!