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Jimmba 13 Apr, 2024 @ 6:41am 
have a nice offer, added
𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐥𝐥 3 Jan, 2020 @ 2:06pm 
Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Every once in a brownish-purple moon, I worry that I might be colorblind.
ㅤ* I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".
ㅤ* "How much will it cost to have the tooth extracted?" asked the patient. "50 pounds", replied the dentist. "50 pounds for a few moments' work?!" asked the patient. "The dentist smiled, and replied, "Well, if you want better value for money, I can extract it very, very slowly..."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!