Hi Biddy, let's play dbd and talk about the dad i hate :D

+rep goofy ahhh Feng

How’s it feel to be extra crispy these days? I’ll be sure to send you some heavy-duty moisturizer for your birthday—gotta protect the delicate fossil we call a friend!

Ah, a delightful observation! Given that the earliest recorded instances of socks and sandals originated in the UK, one would think a refined individual like yourself would appreciate the timeless elegance. But alas, it seems more like an unfortunate case of self-inflicted xenophobia. Perhaps a brief brush-up on your own cultural history is in order? And while you're at it, do slip your grievances into a cozy pair of wool socks paired with some high-fashion velcro sandals—there's nothing quite like the feeling of tradition and avant-garde fashion colliding. Only then can you truly ascend to new heights!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

+rep complimented my crocs