A good friend of mine. Happy New Year!

Time is a flat circle.

delete dota please

look who it is

A very good friend of mine. I hope u have a good day, Fupster

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other profiles i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

woohaaa

ahoy

weirdboy

DUMBASS ♥♥♥♥♥!! NOOO NONO NONO NO NON ONO NONO ON ONO ONO

the FUPSTER...

haaaaaaaaay

hey can you hear me?

G...gordon? I need your help? Gman says, quivering

What's wrong? Says Gordon, unknowing what is about to unfold

Well.... Ever since I got this new body, I've been feeling urges.

Urges to do what? Says Gordon, as naive as he is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Urges to suck ♥♥♥♥. Says the gman, this time standing full mast

I will do everything i can to relieve you of this pain Says gordon

Gordon unzips and shows antliongman his big penis

Ooh... It's... Beautiful says the gman

He starts to sensually suck penis

Ah says gordon

Ah mumbles gman

Gordon comes in mouth and gman swallows

That was nice says Gordon

It was says gman

Bye says Gordon

Bye says gman

What a strange boy.

Me? Normie?

Loser!

I am sexy.

What a strange man.

Clinically unwell dotard... Lulz

hello

rei doesnt shower. when she starts to smell bad they just get another one

Yeah he

Yᵒᵘ Oᶰˡʸ Lᶤᵛᵉ Oᶰᶜᵉ

Number 1️⃣5️⃣: Burger 🍔 King🤴 Foot👣 Lettuce🥗 The last thing 👎 you want in your Burger🍔 King🤴 burger🍔 is somebody’s foot👣 fungus🍄. But as it turns🔄 out, that might be what you actually get😂👌. A 4️⃣channer uploaded💾 a photo anonymously👥 to the site💻, showcasing his feet👣 in a plastic 🅱️in of lettuce 🥗 with the statement, “This is the lettuce🥗 you eat from Burger🍔 King🤴”. 👎Admittedly👀, he had his shoes👞 on, but that’s even worse. 🙅‍♀️😩👎

Hey, Vsauce! Michael here. Gas. It's all around us. It's in the air we breathe. It's necessary in order to sustain life, but not all gas is used to support life. In fact, in the mid 20th century, an expirement conducted by the National Socialist German Worker's Party conducted the 'final solution' where gas was used to exterminate 6 million Jews.

Or... was it? ♫

According to documents, about 300,000 Jews died in the camps. But... what happened to the other 5.7 million? Well, all across Europe, it is actually illegal to question the holocaust, which begs the question...

Does the truth fear investigation? ♫

f u

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

ow my penis, ow my balls

i writhe and scream within these walls

it feels like zeus himself has smote

my penis and my balls and scrote

ow my balls and penis too

i slap and slap til they turn blue

Showed me his ♥♥♥♥ after only knowing for roughly ten minutes. Was pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ confused, to be honest. Like, seriously, a complete stranger on the internet, and you want to start sending me ♥♥♥♥ pics? What's the deal with that, bro? Sexuality, more like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Don't contact either me, or my son, ever again. Queer.

I bet you suck ♥♥♥♥ for bus money then walk home

Yooooo

Today in school we had a substitude teacher in one of my classes and I pulled an epic prank on the whole class. When he had to leave the classroom for a few minutes, I went up the whiteboard and wrote TROLOLOLOL in all caps (for those of you who don’t know, this is the catchphrase of the Troll Face from Rage Comics). It took up like half of the white board xD By the time he got back, I was sitting at my desk pretending that nothing happened, but all my stupid classmates were staring at me (they didn’t get the reference). When the sub asked “who wrote this?” I was trying really hard not to laugh and I stood up while making the same facial expression as the Troll Face meme and I asked “problem?” I was expecting AT LEAST one of my classmates to laugh, but nobody did (like I said earlier, they didn’t get the reference).

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Tiny brained primate

OooOOOoOOooooooohhhhhhhh ♥♥♥♥!!!!! I LOVE BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its me
quikknik

is this the krusty krab

if you are reading this, it is already too late. I am cursing you with weak testicles. Your testosterone levels will stay low and you will forever live with the trouble of people confusing you with an ugly girl. Also your penis is now small

if you are reading this, it is already too late. I am cursing you with weak testicles. Your testosterone levels will stay low and you will forever live with the trouble of people confusing you with an ugly girl. Also your penis is now small

Strange, I recall that episodes seemed much more longer than this one, and to think that I happened to watch it exactly after the new year (2018), just done with the counting, and here I am, one of y new year's resolutions was to watch most of anime on my to-watch-list, I've been really slacking off of them lately,
Have I even expressed how much I love the sound of “Umaruuuuu-uuu” they say whenever Umaru gets serious? yea man, that's gotta be something exclusive to this very show. Incase you guys didn't notice, there is an extra part of the episode that comes after the credits roll, and I guess that was kind if bitter-sweet for this type of show, it really made the earlier part with work much more relatable, when your heart can't speak for what it wants, you really gonna pay the price of loneliness, and it hurts, a very common topic, and I like this sudden change in the atmosphere of the show.

Merry Christmas Fuppy \/

dab*

So one day I was walking down the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ street when I saw a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog licking its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this", I thought to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ self. I started to turn the ♥♥♥♥ around but the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog started running towards me. Next thing I know, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ bit me. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cried that day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObIOTyVTcRs

DAB*

this is my first & only goodbye post and you guys in the community have made yourselves pretty clear in that i won't be receiving friendly ratings so maybe consider moving on and ignoring it instead of purposefully being a ♥♥♥♥ on the post?

Fappy