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3 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Disorientating and fast bulldoze through a fever dream of an FPS.

If you ever feel like your eyesight needs to get worse, play this from start to finish in one sitting.

IT GOOD
Posted 12 September.
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6 people found this review helpful
374.6 hrs on record (366.2 hrs at review time)
How do you approve a UI this horrid and let it go live? It's not just a drag to navigate, it's riddled with glitches. Why does every little thing you do need a separate menu, when you could get everything done from a single screen beforehand?

Then we have the plethora of visual glitches ranging from weapons disappearing, mouse cursor being stuck on screen during a mission, and even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game breaking ones like opening up the map and your game freezing completely? That's just to name a few.

Hope you like server issues that weren't present in the game before this update too. Queue up for a match and suddenly oops, disconnected. You can try reconnecting, but no matter how many times you do so, it won't work. Back to the queue you go, buddy.

Sure the new map is cool and all, new Wild Target adds more pleasant chaos alongside other bits and bobs here and there, but all of the positives are completely overshadowed by the rest of the slop introduced.

Can we go back to pre-1896 Hunt? Pretty please?
Posted 18 August.
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2 people found this review helpful
7.7 hrs on record
Real doozy of a journey, this one.
Most of it is more of the same from the first game in terms of gameplay, though they've made combat a little more engaging each time you slay an enemy.
Samey puzzles, nothing that will make you put a thinking cap on, they're alright.
Story felt more engaging for me personally and of course everyone's performances are stellar.
Soundtrack is of course pretty great and then you hear Heilung's contribution to it and it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ROCKS.

Great sequel, Ninja Theory know what they're doing.
Posted 18 June.
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23 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
16.4 hrs on record
Not the greatest PC ports around, requiring a patch from the Nexus to get it working on modern systems, but a solid game nonetheless. It has a certain hopeless & bleak atmosphere that you don't see often in games and it really works in tandem with the story.

Gameplay wise it's really fun and empowering when you can turn into a human blender in a moment's notice, shredding through enemies with your sick ass powers.

Good game, Prototype 3 or a remake when???
Posted 10 June.
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3 people found this review helpful
7.8 hrs on record
This game was in the back of my mind for so many years and now I've finally gotten the chance to play it again.
It's great fun. Command a bunch of schmucks to fall under LMG fire so you can revive them again and send them into the enemy yet again.
The soundtrack goes unreasonably hard. The voice acting is B movie cheesy but enjoyable. Mowing down Reds feels pretty good.

Gud game
Posted 28 May.
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2 people found this review helpful
43.0 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is an absolute delight. Everything from it's gameplay, to it's art style, characters and the music - it all blends perfectly into yet another addicting game from Supergiant.

Fantastic sequel.
Posted 7 May.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
171.5 hrs on record (67.0 hrs at review time)
Edit: A small victory over Sony, now make the game available in those restricted countries thanks.



OP:I haven't had this much fun with a Co-Op PvE game since Left 4 Dead.
Posted 21 February. Last edited 6 May.
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1 person found this review helpful
169.1 hrs on record (97.9 hrs at review time)
THE FLY IN THE OINTMENT


Game's good fun with a satisfying gameplay loop. On life support though as are all online only games so here's hoping Capcom doesn't kill this one too quickly due to a bleeding playerbase.
Posted 25 November, 2023. Last edited 25 November, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
54.7 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
Massive ♥♥♥♥ up through and through.
You could have had something great with this game, too.
What a shame.
Posted 22 September, 2023. Last edited 14 May.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Bro you got all of Steam laughing
Posted 12 August, 2023.
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