Recent reviews by Señor Fartblaster

Broken. Called the number multiple times, no response. Too bad, I was lookin' for that nostalgia.

Don't waste your money. This game has been on Steam for a while and has glitches that make it unplayable. Depending on what draw distance and graphics level combinations you use, different things will be invisible. Enemies, as far as I can tell, are always invisible. I had one go where my gun and knife were invisible and one where I could see the knife. I also had a combo that made EVERYTHING invisible.

Seriously, save your money. I played Castleminerz on Xbox and actually had a pretty good time. It's not a bad game, when it works. If you really like the way it looks, pick it up on Xbox. It's cheaper and it actually works. This port is absolutely unplayable and literally the worst port I've ever played. I've never had a game that was ported so badly I was literally unable to play it.

Like I said, the game has been on Steam for a good long while, so there is no excuse for these glitches.

Cool game.