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Only sucked ♥♥♥♥ once
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11/10 cute boy yes <3
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Game consoles are for those who want to entertain themselves.
I once tried using a PC - it was an absolute nightmare! (those who create these various versions don't exactly make them for the novice; they wrongly assume EVERYONE is a Geek) And using it was WORSE!!! Besides, I've ALWAYS used XBox, and it's too late to teach this old dog new tricks. And when PCs become as easy to use as XBox, games are as easy to load into PC as it is for XBox, and there's Halo 2 ported to PC (or better still, XBox games are compatible with PC), THEN I'll use it And You PC-ers DARE to accuse Bill Gates of being the 'Antichrist'?! At least he makes his game consoles EASY to buy & use!!!
So, until then, I say:
GET THEE BEHIND ME, PC-SATAN!!!
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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO
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Merry 😊 Christmas 🎅 and a Happy 😄 New 🆕 Year
If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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I'm already here so
Here we ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ go
Rawr
x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy
Kissies and lickies your neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh)
I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long, uwu, please adopt me
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU, punish me please)
'Bout to hit 'em with this furry ♥♥♥♥ (He don't see it comin')
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We apologize for any inconvenience this has caused.
date me please
♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with my Jango Fett action figure. I'd dressed it in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Apple TV. I might not ever get to see The Mandalorian again.
Stepbro sighs loudly and annoyed
SB: No ♥♥♥♥ you! I wanna watch my show!
Stepsis starts reaching out to the remote which results in a cute playfight
Suddenly stepbro pulls off stepsis' shirt revealing her tit
SS: whatttaree you doing stepbro
Says stepsis poetically
SB: if you want the remote you have to do me a little favor
Stepbro points at his willy resulting in a disgusted look from stepsis
SS: but you're my stepbrother🤢
Stepbro begins floating into the air just above his sofa with a look on his face as if he is holding in something for his whole life
"STEPbrother" he then screams at the top of his lungs, resulting in everything sublimating around, including clueless stepdad, that was sitting just two inches away from them
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I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
(ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~ penís-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・::・