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Numo 8 Jun, 2021 @ 6:35pm 
we have big drama -rep
Mokka 7 May, 2021 @ 6:08pm 
this guy .... where do i even start ...this brutha from a nutha mutha stole all my emralds and burned my minecraft house yo my plants were in there ...ill never recover :steamsad:
Rayray255 10 Apr, 2021 @ 11:49am 
Not gay at all, straightest dude in the game
Only sucked ♥♥♥♥ once
+rep
Skrigle 23 Mar, 2021 @ 7:21pm 
Hardest ♥♥♥♥ around, 10/10 would tickle again
MasterAndrew777 23 Mar, 2021 @ 7:17pm 
Never seen such a wise man who enjoys playing H games. Hopefully one day I will be able to admit to myself, my friends, and my family on how much I love my H games.
Nip 8 Jan, 2021 @ 5:30pm 
very nice person yes
11/10 cute boy yes <3
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MukaMuka 19 Jul, 2020 @ 11:47am 
Woah💦 Woah💦 Woah💦 Hold on💦 Stick em UP🙆🙆🙆🙆 THAT'S RIGHT🔫 THIS IS A ROBBERY🔫 Hand over the CUMMIES🔫💦💦 and no DADDY😫👨😨 gets hurt 📨Send this to your naughtiest👄 little 👄partners in crime 😏🔫😏🔫 and you'll get 💰💰💰SACKS💰💰💰 OF CUMMIES🍆💦💦💦 Get 5🔳 back, you're a 💓squishy💓 little rebel without a cause💋💋💋💋💋 Get 10🔳 back, you're a 😎😎😎career cummie💦 criminal 🙆🔫🔫 bustin all the daddies👨🌽🍆 banks💰💴 Get 15🔳 back, you're a little 😼😼FAT CAT😻😻 with mad stacks💰💦 of CUMMIES💰💦 Get 20🔳 back, you're the 👑👑CUMMIE 💦💦💦 QUEEN👑👑

MukaMuka 5 Jul, 2020 @ 6:40pm 
PCs are for sad geeks who have no life.

Game consoles are for those who want to entertain themselves.

I once tried using a PC - it was an absolute nightmare! (those who create these various versions don't exactly make them for the novice; they wrongly assume EVERYONE is a Geek) And using it was WORSE!!! Besides, I've ALWAYS used XBox, and it's too late to teach this old dog new tricks. And when PCs become as easy to use as XBox, games are as easy to load into PC as it is for XBox, and there's Halo 2 ported to PC (or better still, XBox games are compatible with PC), THEN I'll use it And You PC-ers DARE to accuse Bill Gates of being the 'Antichrist'?! At least he makes his game consoles EASY to buy & use!!!

So, until then, I say:

GET THEE BEHIND ME, PC-SATAN!!!
MukaMuka 5 Jul, 2020 @ 6:38pm 
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MukaMuka 13 Apr, 2020 @ 8:39pm 
Wishing 💫 You 🤓👈 a Merry 😄 DICKmas 😜👃🏻💦👌 and a FAPPY 👃🏻✊💦😫 🆕New🆕 Year 🗓, in 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣7️⃣! May 💯all💯 you 🤓👈 Hoe, Hoe, Hoes 😫😜👌 and New 🆕 Year 🗓 ♥♥♥♥♥ 👯 get your fill 😋 of Santa's 🎅 CUMMIES 👌💦 before 🐝4️⃣ You 🤓👈 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😜👌 the last 😥 ⏱⏳ SEXends ⌛️⏱ of the Year 🗓 of 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣6️⃣! Share 📩📬 this 👈 with 69 other HOEliday 😫👌💦 ♥♥♥♥♥ 👯 or Never 😱 Be a MistleDICK-Lovin' 😋👃🏻👌, New 🆕 Years 🗓 ♥♥♥♥BOY 😜😫👌 again! Get 🚫 0 🚫 back, you're a Holiday Party Pooper! 😱😱😰💩 5 back, you're an angelic 😇 Holiday Hoe! 😫👌💦 10 back, you're a Naughty New Years Party Crasher! 😜👌🙌🍾🎉😋 42 back, you're Santa's Little New Years CUMpling! 🎅😜👌💦💯
Merry 😊 Christmas 🎅 and a Happy 😄 New 🆕 Year
MukaMuka 14 Feb, 2020 @ 7:04pm 
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MukaMuka 14 Feb, 2020 @ 7:04pm 
I need to ask u something and i want u to be totally honest with me, it might be awkward with us after this but I have to know how u feel.I have kept this in for a while and its about time i was straight up and confront u about it. I hope this doesnt ruin our relationship we already have.I just need to know and i cant see any other way to get over this, it just doesnt seem fair on me if i dont get an answer. I want u to tell me truthfully, no matter what it is i just want ur honest opinion..do u know the muffin man?
MukaMuka 14 Feb, 2020 @ 7:03pm 
Hey are you an emo gamer grill? becuz im rly into thos. just wondering haha, dont meen to ♥♥♥ off as crrepy. just thot u were kool. not calling u a thot or anythiing haha whoops! anyways yeah hmu bb gril. Rawr xD
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MukaMuka 14 Feb, 2020 @ 7:03pm 
Woah💦 Woah💦 Woah💦 Hold on💦 Stick em UP🙆🙆🙆🙆 THAT'S RIGHT🔫 THIS IS A ROBBERY🔫 Hand over the CUMMIES🔫💦💦 and no DADDY😫👨😨 gets hurt 📨Send this to your naughtiest👄 little 👄partners in crime 😏🔫😏🔫 and you'll get 💰💰💰SACKS💰💰💰 OF CUMMIES🍆💦💦💦 Get 5🔳 back, you're a 💓squishy💓 little rebel without a cause💋💋💋💋💋 Get 10🔳 back, you're a 😎😎😎career cummie💦 criminal 🙆🔫🔫 bustin all the daddies👨🌽🍆 banks💰💴 Get 15🔳 back, you're a little 😼😼FAT CAT😻😻 with mad stacks💰💦 of CUMMIES💰💦 Get 20🔳 back, you're the 👑👑CUMMIE 💦💦💦 QUEEN👑👑
MukaMuka 18 Jan, 2020 @ 5:27pm 
I sexually Identify as a WEEB. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of AYAYA. People say to me that a person being a WEEB is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm cute. From now on I want you guys to call me "AYAYA-CHAN" and respect my right to be cute. If you can't accept me you're a racist and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
MukaMuka 18 Jan, 2020 @ 5:25pm 
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MukaMuka 18 Jan, 2020 @ 5:23pm 
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I'm already here so
Here we ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ go
Rawr

​x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy
Kissies and lickies your neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh)
I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty

Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long, uwu, please adopt me
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU, punish me please)
'Bout to hit 'em with this furry ♥♥♥♥ (He don't see it comin')

MukaMuka 18 Jan, 2020 @ 4:20pm 
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MukaMuka 18 Jan, 2020 @ 4:19pm 
LOL 😅😂🤣 How🤷‍♂️ can 👦🏿Africa👦🏿 NOT🚫❌ get any water💧 when all they👥 got👉 to do💪 is👉 dig⛏ a 2️⃣✖️2️⃣ hole🕳 and 🅿️our💧2️⃣ water💦 🅱️uckets 🅰️t o🅿️🅿️osite c🅾️rners to Ⓜ️ake an infinite🔁 water🌊 source👍👌💯
MukaMuka 18 Jan, 2020 @ 4:19pm 
If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊
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MukaMuka 18 Jan, 2020 @ 4:16pm 
👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀 waaay up tHere 👆 moRTY ✔ im gonna need 👆 🌱 u to put these seeds 🌱👆🌱waaaay 👆up inside🌱🌱 ur✔butthOle✔✔🍑mo-EURGH-rty 🌱👆👆👆wa𝖺𝖠AY up there 👆 morty 🌱 way up 👆 into your butthole (chorus: ᵇᵘᵗᵗʰᵒˡᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍑 O0ОଠOଠOooᵒᵒᵒᵒRR𝖱ᵣᵣTTY𝖸𝖸YY 👆🌱👆 🍑 👀👀 👀 👆 👆✔ waaay up there

MukaMuka 18 Jan, 2020 @ 4:15pm 
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MukaMuka 18 Jan, 2020 @ 4:12pm 
I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So ♥♥♥♥. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh.

MukaMuka 18 Jan, 2020 @ 4:12pm 
wait you’re a GIRL? And you sometimes make unflattering silly faces? And you like to eat junk food while wearing a dress? But you’re also low-maintenance & down-to-earth in the sense that you wear sweatpants? And when you relate to something you call it your “spirit animal"? And-

date me please
MukaMuka 18 Jan, 2020 @ 4:11pm 
Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang Baby Yoda so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go on Disney+ I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Baby Yoda. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Baby Yoda’s tight adorable reddit relevant ♥♥♥♥♥. I want him to have my mutant human/dagobian babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with my Jango Fett action figure. I'd dressed it in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Apple TV. I might not ever get to see The Mandalorian again.

MukaMuka 18 Jan, 2020 @ 4:09pm 
SS: Hey stepbro give me the remote!

Stepbro sighs loudly and annoyed

SB: No ♥♥♥♥ you! I wanna watch my show!

Stepsis starts reaching out to the remote which results in a cute playfight

Suddenly stepbro pulls off stepsis' shirt revealing her tit

SS: whatttaree you doing stepbro

Says stepsis poetically

SB: if you want the remote you have to do me a little favor

Stepbro points at his willy resulting in a disgusted look from stepsis

SS: but you're my stepbrother🤢

Stepbro begins floating into the air just above his sofa with a look on his face as if he is holding in something for his whole life

"STEPbrother" he then screams at the top of his lungs, resulting in everything sublimating around, including clueless stepdad, that was sitting just two inches away from them

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MukaMuka 13 Dec, 2019 @ 11:40pm 
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
MukaMuka 13 Dec, 2019 @ 5:29pm 
Dícks are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penís-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^)and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penís-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!"
(ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~ penís-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・::・
MukaMuka 12 Dec, 2019 @ 2:01am 
Bro... Can I lay on your chest...? Im really stressed.... Bro... I... like it when you play with my hair.... Let me listen to your heartbeat bro... I... I can't hear it... Y-You're a vampire...? Bro... I've always wanted to be a vampire... You're thirsty...? 😳 For... Eternal companionship...? Bro 😳 😳 😳
MukaMuka 12 Dec, 2019 @ 12:33am 
“Ngga-san is that you? Ngga-san where have you been all these years?!" cried ♥♥♥♥♥-chan. Ngga san starts smoking some weed, takes a deep puff in, and exhales a thick layer of smoke. ♥♥♥♥♥-chan coughs. "Well ♥♥♥♥♥-chan, I've been searching." said Ngga-san. "s-searching for what Ngga-san?" ♥♥♥♥♥-chan hesitates and for a moment, she knew what Ngga-san was searching for. "Well ♥♥♥♥♥-chan, I've been searching for the Uno Reverse card. Told to have so much power, anyone who holds it immediatly"

MukaMuka 29 Nov, 2019 @ 8:59pm 
Consider yourself lucky, kid. You got me to take out my sword. I was hoping it didn't have to come to this. Even I thought I wouldn't have to do this. Witness me as pull out my sword, a beautiful piece of glorious Nippon steel, folded over ten thousand times, crafted by the greatest swordmakers the land of Nippon has to offer. I have trained with this blade in several schools, but my power exceeded the strength of even their greatest masters. My techniques have been perfected through infinite training, my instincts honed by years of meditation in the far off land of Akihabara. Your depravity has doomed you to a death devoid of honor, be grateful that I at least grant you death by the blade using only 5% of my true power. teleports behind you Nothin' personnel kid.
MukaMuka 20 Nov, 2019 @ 11:50pm 
I used to jack off in class in fifth grade all the time. I would swing my legs and basically ♥♥♥♥ my own thighs. Felt great and no mess cus I didn't start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ till end of sixth grade, probably ♥♥♥♥ed my nuts up cus I started jacking off in third grade. I could ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in 17 seconds (I counted) or I could edge for hours and bury my face in my desk though I didn't have to I could do it with a straight face, was heaven on Earth. The best time was when this cute girl who sat next to me was sucking on sea salt rocks and took a few out and left for whatever reason, I took one and put in my mouth and sucked on her salty saliva. That ♥♥♥♥♥♥ was one of the best I had ever had. I know I was never caught jacking it because a girl in my same class was caught fingering herself through her pants. Another classmate pointed her out and everybody made fun of her, even me.
MukaMuka 6 Nov, 2019 @ 9:11am 
hey, sorry I saw your #MAGA hat and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see fellow republicans let alone girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play border patrol on halo 3 sometime its a really space game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on aim we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
MukaMuka 25 Oct, 2019 @ 12:49pm 
⏩I⏪ would👏 👌👌👌💞💞♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💞💞 ride 🏇🍆🍆⏩this⏪ boi’s thicc😩👌👌 ass🍑😂 ⏰⏰⏰⏰24/7⏰⏰⏰⏰. Get him✅✅ all bent😈 over😈 putting his hole🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 in the 🌫️air🌟 for me to ♥♥♥♥👉👌 like 👏thwack👏 👏thwack👏 👏thwack👏 smackin 👌👌👌👌up against that🍑🍑 jiggling ass🍑🍑 while I 🔨pound👊 ⏩that⏪ 💞💖bussy💖💞 like😏 uuuuhhh😩😩😩😩😩😩😩… ♥♥♥♥❗ man I need✅✅✅✅ those big😋 jucy😋 legs😋 up☝️ ⏩on⏪ my ♥♥♥♥ in 😏😌shouhlders💪 while I ♥♥♥♥🍆 the boys ass🍑💖😩😩😩 and make his👁️👀👁️👀👁️👀 💞💖boiclit💖💞 squirt🍆😂 spittin in👉👉👉👉 his face😩 n ♥♥♥♥💀💀 treatin ⏩him⏪ like a lil punk😈😈 like 👏thwack👏 👏thwack👏 👏thwack👏
MukaMuka 25 Oct, 2019 @ 12:45pm 
My 😍DADDY😍 makes me 💦WET💦 my 😙 DADDY😙 makes me 😻 SQUISHY 😻 my ❤DADDY❤ makes me 🐷squeal🐷 when he 🍆💦🍆puts it in🍆💦🍆 my 🍑TUSHY🍑 he’s calling me a 😈♥♥♥♥♥😈 he makes me 🐶 beg🐶 4 😋MORE😋 he makes me 👅lick👅 💦CUMMIES💦 😖right off of the floor 😖 🆗 one 🕛time🕛 🙋 💋daddy💋 left 🙋 and I😮 slipped 😮 on the floor THE 💦CUMMIES 💦💀KILLED ME💀 😭😭😭 now I can’t get any more😭😭👻👻👻
MukaMuka 25 Oct, 2019 @ 12:43pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
♥Mukami♥ 24 Oct, 2019 @ 9:55pm 
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~
A M I C O 23 May, 2019 @ 5:54pm 
what are we going to do on the bed? *Pomf*