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Personal Achievements
 

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2017 @ 12:13pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2017 @ 12:03pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2017 @ 11:44am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2017 @ 10:59pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:04am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2017 @ 8:44am

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2017 @ 12:07pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:19am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:19am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 8:41am

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 11:06am

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 8:29am



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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