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After carrying this person in CSGO, I added him because he seemed like a cool person. Long story short we became good friends.
He invited me to a CS lan party at his house. I figured that it would be a fun experience, so I decided to go.

I was told to come in when I arrived. When I opened the door I found a trail of rose pedals on the floor leading into the other room.

I was confused, so I curiously followed it and when I opened the door that they were leading to I found him laying down naked on a bed I was confused I did not know what to think about the whole situation I wanted no part of this and when I started to back off a BIG BURLY BLACK MAN walked up behind me and blocked my path at this point I was scared, but fortunately I had my lucky piece of fried chicken in my pocket.

I threw the piece of chicken in the room and he immediately ran past me and into the room, as soon as he ran past me I ran right out the door and saved my little virgin booty.

Very nice