Waiting for our intimate moments to resume, I brought the jumper cables and lube

This guy kept saying “it aint gay if it’s the Chris way” and to this day I still don’t know what that means.

I met this guy on a Zomboid multiplayer server. He said he would always "give me his chocolate". I didn't realize what he meant until it was too late . . . now every pair of pants I find in the game has a chocolate stain. They won't ♥♥♥ off since he keeps cuming on them with his choccy blast. Please help me!

Miss ya

he called me a loser than stole my chocolate :c

This is one to keep an eye on.

For the longest time as one of the initial supporters, I thought that Void Interactive just took my money and ran. With absolute radio silence for over a year and very little in terms of updates/communication, followed by an extremely unimpressive PVP build, I thought this was just another empty early access promise that would never come to fruition.

Then came this update. These devs pulled an absolute 180. The game is 100% headed in the direction of the spiritual successor to SWAT just as they claim. The atmosphere is dark and dingy, the weapon animations are on the same level as AAA studios, the audio and music is thunderous and immersive, the gunplay is realistic and fluid, and even in this early stage the AI and team interaction shows promise.

Here I was one fine sunday evening. I was drinking alcohol and smoking weed when I decided to ♥♥♥♥ my singular wife. I was starting the deed when this kid busted out of my closet. He goes "Hey I'm Ash Ketchum and this is Busted. The show where you get busted while you bust." Anyways, I busted everywhere. Moral of the story, this guy is a great show host and I was on the third episode of Busted Season 1.

dead syte? more like alive blind person. get it?? cuz i dont

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This man owns the Elite Super Deluxe Hershey ™ Edition of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 3. Envious is an understatement. I yearn to be like this man one day.

Likes to play with little pee pees too much aka assassins creed gay boy edition

add me, want to trade

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