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I never thought an ordinary person could have such tremendous gaming skills, but I was wrong. This player is a potential threat to players in the famous Counter-Strike esports scene. His mind is mostly based on great, brilliant and well thought out tactics that keep opponents headed every round. The enormous IQ also allowed him to create perfect mouse movements, which is associated with the best aiming accuracy in the world.

-rep I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.