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☺️happy😁happy 🍆💦wanksgiving you 😩thotsgivers😤! gobble👄gobble👄gobble👄 that massive 🦃turkey🦃 🍆🍆🍆♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍆, put stuffing into your mouth👄😩 and 👅lick👅 those 🍆💦mashed 🥔potatoes🥔off of your 🍼tits💦

Hey Miguel! It's me Greg from high school. How's it going man? Remember that one time you jacked off Mr. Stevens to get an A in gym? Haha classic Miguel, you always did the craziest things. Nice talking to you my man

Just because... I had a dream of being pounded in the ass, and I was aroused when I woke up, doesn't make me gay. It was ♥♥♥♥♥♥' hot, ok? A big ass 6 foot 5 WEREWOLF lookin' guy with huge muscles bear-hugged me, HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH, and I was just, face against the glass OOO smack OOO smack UUHH smack OOO smack OOK smack OOO, and I woke up aroused. That doesn't make me gay. I don't think it's GAY to wake up aroused. I think that it was just hot. It was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot..

Okay, think about it like this; people are made up of atoms, and when you die your atoms go off and become other things. This means that every girl would most likely be made up of atoms that were once in a dude, so if you bang her you are technically banging a dude, and that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay.

Although his penis is tiny, it is extremely thin...