Don’t fight hard. Fight smart.

Saviour, conqueror, hero, villain. You are all of these things, Revan... and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.

Your Mother was a Hamster and Your Father Smelt of Elderberries

Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference. ~ Harry Dresden

You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony. ~Harry Dresden

By the Order of Presidental Directive 51, I have Authority to Shoot you on sight if you do not Disperse. ~ Unknown Division Agent