Inara: "I don't suppose you'd find it up to standards of your outings. More
conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues."
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"Jesus won't cut you off before you're through
With him you won't never get a crossed line,
And when your bill comes it'll all be properly itemised
He's the telephone repairman on the switchboard of my life.

The phone line to the saviour's always free of interference
He's in at any hour, day or night
And when you call J-E-S-U-S you always call toll-free
He's the telephone repairman on the switchboard of my life."

-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip
around the Sun.
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Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
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"The pyramid is opening!"
"Which one?"
"The one with the ever-widening hole in it!"
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