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Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it.
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Wash: "And then came the lying to me about it, which for me is sort of the
highlight of this little adventure."
Zoe: "Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity?"
Wash: "You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes."
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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<KnaraKat> DalNet is like the special olympics of IRC. There's a lot of
drooling goin' on and everyone is a 'winner'.
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Resisting temptation is easier when you think you'll probably get
another chance later on.
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Who are you?
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Pull-the-Plug, Slice the Pie:
A fantasy in which an offspring mentally tallies up the
net worth of his parents.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
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