When you die, you lose a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields
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A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume..
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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When smashing monuments, save the pedstals -- they always come in handy.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem, "Unkempt Thoughts"
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Tagline, you're it!
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To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
-- St. Augustine
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QOTD:
My mother was the travel agent for guilt trips.
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If you had better tools, you could more effectively demonstrate your
total incompetence.
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To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert
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