Here are some Captain Zapp Brannigan quotes

"In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
"That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing."
"As you know, the key to victory is the element of surprise. Surprise!"
[crashing into a planet] "You win again, gravity!"
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
"I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan at your service."