The whimsical dominatrix of Intruder. This man protrudes confidence in his inate ability to evade, eviscerate, and express complete superiority over his opponents. God save the soul who must keep this man from a briefcase.

ur friend "Quinn" is a scammer

Number 9: "Yeah, but That Backflip Tho." It's very impressive how much story can fit into just a few seconds of video. A thief steals a girl's bag and she yells for help, at which point her wouldbe hero shows up and says, "I'll save you." He then runs up the wall next to her and does a backflip. The thief is running away down the street and the girl complains that her purse is already gone, at which point the guy looks into the camera proudly and says, "yeah, but that backflip, though," and walks off. Honestly, it was a pretty awesome backflip, so it's hard to fault him, even if the thief did escape.

Today Priscilla and I stopped by some local newspapers as we drove through Alabama. One editor I met with was an elderly man in a tattered suit. I said to him, "You look like you need some money, old timer. I'll pay you 10 thousand dollars to eat one of those newspapers." He had a good laugh at that.

"Why are you laughing?" I continued. "Eat the paper. Eat it or I swear to god I'll buy your newspaper and turn it into an anime fanzine. If you don't start munching on that sport section right now, you'll be writing articles about Naruto till you're cold in the grave. I'm a billionaire, you think anyone will stop me?"

It took him 42 minutes to eat that paper. For 42 minutes I had total power over that man. I'd never felt more alive. I bet that's what being president feels like.

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I miss the old Harambe. Straight from the zoo Harambe. Eating his food Harambe. No attitude Harambe. I hate the new Harambe. Shot by a dude Harambe. The Youtube views Harambe. Up in the news Harambe. I miss the sweet Harambe. Playing with kids Harambe. I gotta say at that time I'd like to meet Harambe. See I invented Harambe. It wasnt any Harambes. And now i look and look around and there's no more Harambes. I used to love Harambe. I used to love Harambe. I even had the silverback I thought I was Harambe. What if Harambe made a song about Harambe. Called "I miss the old Harambe", man that would be so Harambe. That's all it was Harambe. We still love Harambe. And I love you like Harambe loves toddlers.