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1,855.8 hrs on record (1,293.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
This game will teach you everything you'll need in life.
You'll learn:

-how to accept people with mental disabilities (mostly russians)
-how politics and society works (everyone cheats and it's you, the only one playing clean, who gets f*cked in the end)
-how to control your rage of basically not understanding why you have to take all this unfair sh*t
-how to say useful expressions in foreign languages (like 'your mom is a ♥♥♥♥♥')

So why should you buy this game?
Because this game is truly enjoyable in the first place and it has managed to remain a simple great game with an actual learning curve where only skill and experience matters, while others went stupid futuristic jetpacking, smart grenading, wallrunning, laser shooting easy childsplay bullsh*t. That's why.
Posted 31 January, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.0 hrs on record
Quite an enjoyable game. I've never tried the Tropico series before cuz I'm more of a shooter guy, but I've decided to give it a try for a change and it was worth it. Fun gameplay, cute graphics, happy music, humourous, doesn't get repetitive, easy to learn, hard to master in my opinion. Wasn't expecting to get hooked on it, just wanted something casual, but right now I just feel like playing more.
Posted 16 August, 2015.
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39.0 hrs on record
You wanna know what it feels like when you spray down a dozen orks with one bolter mag and then switch to your chainsword, kill another dozen and top it all off by executing an ork nob tearing his head off and finally notice that you always wanted to know what an ultramarine armour looks like all covered in blood? Buy this game.
Posted 8 August, 2015.
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6.5 hrs on record
Great atmosphere, epic music, nice graphics, decent storyline, well optimized, decent controls, fair price. If you're interested in stories from the old west and you like the FPS genre, you won't be disappointed!
Posted 11 January, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
57.6 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
Awesome game for quite a fair price. Great maps, great sounds, immersive gameplay, nice possibilities for teamplay. Worth every penny. I highly recommend trying it to everyone. Wish there were many more like this.
Posted 26 January, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
awesome game, I highly recommend it to anyone who likes realistic shooters!
Posted 31 July, 2013.
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