KingZanzibar
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Garfield leans towards Jon.

"Where's my lasagna, Jon" Garfield whispers seductively into Jon's ear.

"Garfield, I can't afford lasagna." Jon lets out with a shiver.

"Well you're gonna have to give me something." Garfield utters into Jon's virgin ears.

That would be a night to remember. Jon wakes up, chained to his bed. He lets out a cry for help.

"Help me! Someone!" Jon screams out into the V O I D.

Jon soon realized it was futile, and closed his eyes for a while. When he opened them, he saw Garfield at his feet.

"Jon, where's my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna?" Garfield lashed out.

Jon was now bare ass naked. He didn't know how, but Garfield somehow vored his clothes, as he was 10 times bigger than normal.

"I don't know!" Jon cried out.

The room didn't look like his room anymore, it was all black. He looked back, and Garfield had grown in size again.

"I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hungry, Jon." Garfield said.

"I have SOME money, I can buy y-" Jon was interrupted by the subtle crunch of the bedframe, Garfield had eaten that, too.

He had eaten everything except Jon and his bed.

"I was so hungry, Jon, I ate everything." Garfield's voice was getting deeper as he crunched into the bed, box springs getting caught in his teeth, but immediately getting sucked back into the endless void of Garfield's stomach.

"I saved you for last, Jon."

Jon realized any escape attempt wouldn't work, and he couldn't plead, so he just accepted his death.

Jon heard a crunch as both of his feet were bitten off by Garfield. A dark orgasm of pain writhed through his body. He cried out, but it was futile.

The rest of his legs were already gone. His torso was next, Garfield enjoying all of it. Blood surged out of the wounds, into Garfield's mouth, staining his fur a dark crimson.

He couldn't scream anymore.

Jon's eyes rolled back into his head, as the cold grasp of death seduced him into oblivion.
Garfield leans towards Jon.

"Where's my lasagna, Jon" Garfield whispers seductively into Jon's ear.

"Garfield, I can't afford lasagna." Jon lets out with a shiver.

"Well you're gonna have to give me something." Garfield utters into Jon's virgin ears.

That would be a night to remember. Jon wakes up, chained to his bed. He lets out a cry for help.

"Help me! Someone!" Jon screams out into the V O I D.

Jon soon realized it was futile, and closed his eyes for a while. When he opened them, he saw Garfield at his feet.

"Jon, where's my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lasagna?" Garfield lashed out.

Jon was now bare ass naked. He didn't know how, but Garfield somehow vored his clothes, as he was 10 times bigger than normal.

"I don't know!" Jon cried out.

The room didn't look like his room anymore, it was all black. He looked back, and Garfield had grown in size again.

"I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hungry, Jon." Garfield said.

"I have SOME money, I can buy y-" Jon was interrupted by the subtle crunch of the bedframe, Garfield had eaten that, too.

He had eaten everything except Jon and his bed.

"I was so hungry, Jon, I ate everything." Garfield's voice was getting deeper as he crunched into the bed, box springs getting caught in his teeth, but immediately getting sucked back into the endless void of Garfield's stomach.

"I saved you for last, Jon."

Jon realized any escape attempt wouldn't work, and he couldn't plead, so he just accepted his death.

Jon heard a crunch as both of his feet were bitten off by Garfield. A dark orgasm of pain writhed through his body. He cried out, but it was futile.

The rest of his legs were already gone. His torso was next, Garfield enjoying all of it. Blood surged out of the wounds, into Garfield's mouth, staining his fur a dark crimson.

He couldn't scream anymore.

Jon's eyes rolled back into his head, as the cold grasp of death seduced him into oblivion.
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Yes, there was a time, the old times where camels were brokers, and mosquitos were barber, and I was shaking my fathers cradle. There was a sultan, the sultan called his vizier and said, take this one lira you will buy a ram with it, I want meat from this ram, fur from the skin also I want the lira back which given by me and ram as alive. I'll give you 40 days, if you don't do this I will punish you on the 41st day. Vizier went to his room immediately, he started to brood by taking his head between his hands. How can he perform sultan's wishes, Difficult, too difficult. Vizier thought until the morning, but he couldn't find a solution, a way. So He decided to travel to far countries with the hope of finding a solution. He immediately packed up, he left the palace before daybreak without being seen by anyone. He took the road, he went near and far, uphill and down dale, but when he looked through his back he saw he took too little way. He kept on walking, he came across a farmer, after saluting he said, I am so tired, I have been walking for a long time, there is no strength in my feet. You carry me to the slope, from there to the village I'll carry you. The farmer didn't even pay attention to this mysterious man's words. They kept on walking without talking, after a while they came to a forest this time the vizier said to the farmer, how about going into this forest as one, and exit as double. The farmer did not listen to these words either. They walked again, before long they came in front of a house, a girl was standing in front of the door. The farmer said, this is my home. the vizier looked at the house and said, your home is beautiful, but my friend, its rudder is curved. The farmer didn't understand anything from these statements, he was in low spirits, he didn't answer the vizier, he entered into the home without looking at his face. Vizier was alone in the middle of the street, desperately he found the village room and he guested there. It was evening, so the farmer prepared for dinner, during the dinner the farmers 13 year old daughter asked him, dad, who was the uncle with a beard that came to the village with you. Her dad said, I don't know him my daughter, I came across him on my way today, he said many things to me, I didn't understand what he said, I didn't answer either. her curiosity increased, what did he say you didn't understand. The farmer said again, at first he said you will carry me to the slope and then I will carry you from there to the village, I didn't understand why he wanted it. I got angry with him, because I didn't even know him and he wanted me to carry him. I didn't even answer. Soon we went into the forest, this time he said, lets go into the forest as one and exit as double, I didn't understand anything from those statements either. I got so angry, but I kept myself. Then I arrived at the village, to get rid of him, I showed this place and said, here is my home, guess what he told me. Your home is beautiful but its rudder is curved he said. I got so angry I went inside immediately and forced myself not to do something bad. Does this house have a rudder? is he crazy? The little girl listened to her father and said, you did wrong dad, every word of that uncle has a meaning. eat you meal and I will tell you what he has meant. the farmer, who learned the viziers words meaning during the meal, ran strait to the village room after the meal. He found the vizier and said, forgive me unexpected guest I couldn't understand your words in the morning because of tiredness, my ears are hearing badly by the way. I am very sorry, I thought during the meal and I understood what you meant. By saying you carry me to the slope, from their to the village I'll carry you, you meant that you speak till the slope and I listen, from there to the village I speak you listen. By saying lets go into this forest as one, and exit as double, you meant that you suggested us to wander. By telling your house is beautiful but its rudder is curved you meant that our daughter is beautiful but her nose is crooked, is that correct? the vizier who listened to the farmers words carefully said, thats true but these are not your words, tell the truth who taught you all of these. The farmer thought for a bit and said, nobody taught these to me, but the vizier didn't believe him. When Vizier insisted on learning the truth, desperately the farmer told the truth. My little daughter you saw at the door taught this, so Vizier was curious about this little girl. Come on, he said, bring that little girl to me and I will see her closely, she is more clever than us, I have a problem and maybe she can find a solution. Immediately the farmer went to the house and took his daughter to the village room. The vizier liked the little girl and said, your father is proud of you, and he is right because he has a little girl who is bright like you. Everybody likes wise children, seeing as you are very clever, find a solution to my problem. The little girl laughed, thank you for your kind words, what is your problem. Vizier started to tell, the sultan gave me one Lira and said take this one lira you will buy a ram with it, I want meat from its meat, and fur from its fur, yet I want one lira back and ram alive. The little girl started to laugh as viziers words were over. Vizier got shocked from this and said, why are you laughing this is a bad situation, if I don't manage to do this he will punish me on the 41st day, do you want and old man like me to be punished. The little girl said, doing these things, are too easy uncle, don't worry I will save you. Vizier who is rejoiced at these words said, thank you my girl tell me how I will do it. The little girl started to tell vizier what to do, you will buy and unsheared ram with this one lira, you will make wool from ram shears and sell for 2 liras you will keep its 1 lira and with the other 1 lira you will get a fur done. You will cut a piece from the rams tail, put it to a plate and take it to the sultan, now it is done. Vizier admired the little girls advice, he thanked the little girl and her father for being saved from decapitation. He left the village happily, he went up hill and down dale. He returned to the kingdom, he came before the sultan and preformed all his orders. The sultan was satisfied, but he asked to whom he consulted. Firstly vizier didn't want to say,he hesitated but when the sultan forced, he had to tell the truth, and the sultan wanted to see this wise girl. Immediately they sent a CAR. They took the girl from the village and introduced her in the sultan's presence. The sultan said, I learned that you are a very wise girl, let's see whether you can show this talent to me too. If you can't show, you can't take the reward. The little girl laughed and said, I am ready, my sultan. The sultan was shocked at the little girls recklessness and courage and said laughingly, well done you seem to be a very brave child. Now listen, you will make my mare give birth to 2 colts in three days, now I will put 99 gold in this pot and seal its brim and give it to you. You will open it in front of me and take 100 goldens from inside of it, and also I want to see you as a septuagenarian soon. In order to do all these things, you have only one chance, but you demand will include only 2 words. She lunged immediately and said, I will do as you ask my sultan, first I will ask for a 2 words wish. The sultan said, then ask I will do so immediately. The girl said, turn the sun off. The sultan was surprised with this demand and shouted angrily, girl are you insane? How can I turn the sun off, you must want performable things. Then the little girls said, while turning the sun off isn't performable, are your demands performable my sultan? The sultan recognised the girl's answer, and his anger passed. He admired the girls mind and intelligence. He gave her father double oxen with a field as a gift, and he gave her a golden hand crafted horse
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