+rep 3 sticks of dynamite was not enough because he forgot to tape them together, o7 This guy is king

+rep A real rootin tootin fella

RIP papa neither of us made it

+1 for being a cool sgt to me in the 187th

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Three monks are meditating in the Himalayas. One year passes in silence, and one of them says to the other, "Pretty cold up here isn't it?"
Another year passes and the second monk says, "You know, you are quite right."
Another year passes and the third monk says, "Hey, I'm going to leave unless you two stop jabbering!"
ㅤ* If the economy is slowing down, how come it's so hard for me to keep up with it?
ㅤ* Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!

man is old