Recent reviews by Coolmans Wiseau

This game has everything you could never find with a real girlfriend. Someone who is so easy to turn on, someone who wants you to have a good time and someone who wants you to spend time with your friends. Would buy again so I could have a threesome.

this game will make your penis soo big

If you have friends this game is super fun. If you dont have friends you're going to get yelled at a lot by mexicans and russians.

Do you like graphic violence? Then this games for you. It is without a doubt the goriest game i've ever played. The tigers rip people apart with such ferocity that your face actually peels off. I had to get surgery twice while playing this game because of this event. Watch out the badgers have a secret move that kills everyone in one move. The pandas well.. i've said too much already but just dont get near them. They will eat you your kids and your entire family. They also wear sandals for some reason. I think its to trick you.

In the end this game gets a 5 out of 5 because it has penguins and i like penguins. I dont know if there are actually penguins but i figure there are because its a zoo, and every zoo i've been to has penguins. so w/e dont buy this game its terrible.