obbiE: It's a children's story, about a young shepherd boy who gets lonely while tending his flock. So he cries out to the villagers that a wolf is attacking the sheep. The people come running, but of course there's no wolf. He claims that it's run away and the villagers praise him for his vigilance.

Danny Masterson: Clever lad. Charming story.

obbiE: I'm not finished. The next day, the boy does it again, and the next too. And on the fourth day a wolf really comes. The boy cries out at the top of his lungs, but the villagers ignore him, and the boy, and his flock, are gobbled up.

Danny Masterson: Well, that's a little graphic for children, wouldn't you say?

obbiE: But the point is, if you lie all the time, nobody's going to believe you, even when you're telling the truth.

Danny Masterson: Are you sure that's the point, Doctor?

obbiE: Of course. What else could it be?

Danny Masterson: That you should never tell the same lie twice.

Captains log: It's December 15, the 2023rd year of our Lord and saviour, Beezlebub. There are no signs of life from oBBiE - chances are he isn't actually real, and our memories are just implants.

Did you ever see That 70's Show - Danny Masterson is a serial rapper... That's crazy...

I'm check for any further advancements and will return upon notification of further checks

I'm going to check back in 24 hours

He's getting checked out so hard right now

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