Hello trainers. Look at your Pokemon, now back to mine, now back at your Pokemon, now back to mine. Sadly, they arn't mine, but if you stopped using lady scented rare candies to level them and switched to training them like a man, they could battle like they're mine.
Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the S.S. Anne, with the Pokemon your Pokemon could battle like.
What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it's a masterball with two of that Pokemon you love.
Look again, THE POKEMON ARE NOW SHINY!
Anything is possible when you train your pokemon like a man and not a lady.
I'm on a Rapidash.

͈̮̲̦͓̄ͬ͑ͅÑ͇̺͉̦e͉ͣ̅ͪͪ̚v̛̼ͭͯͤ͒͋eͦ͗ͥ̋ͯ̊̉͏r̡̹͚͇̻͎͍ͤͥ ̯̹̬̦͈͉̌̉͑̽ͣ̑g̣̩̓͆̉̓ͅo͈̟̦͖̳͚̒̽ͦ̂n̶͎͇̤̳͗͆̏n̴͈ͣ͑̑ͭ̒̅̚a̪̋͋͌ ͖̱̈́̉̋͆̍͊g̣͔̦ͧͫͯͤͯͧ̚i̦͈͕̙̞̠͎͆̕v̵̻̳̜͔̠̮̉̅́eͩ͌͂ ̋ͨ̿ͪ̅͏̳̰͈͍͚y̻͓̋͒̃͊̊̉ͦo̰͙̦̣̟̥̟ͫͬ̓͆ͥ́u̶͖̮̬̗͔ ͏̘͕͙̦̙͔ụͣ̔p͇̯͓̭̘̺̎̐̍͌̒ͯ̈́ͅ.͉̪̩̈́͂
̲͇̭͔̖ͮ̀̄ͬͪ͐̃N̼͞e̳͎͇̭͎ͩ͒̏̀̾ͣ̕v̯̦͇̦e͙̼͇ͨ̔̏̊̀̚r̛̪̤ͫ̏͊ͫͬ̍̅ ̩̖̠̖̌ͧ͆̂g҉o̵̟͇̘͕ͧ̅ͭ̆n̒̅na͇͚̹ͤ͑͢ ͎͈̻͂ͫ́ͩl̵̙͎̤̠̦̿e͉̩̙͖̤̼ͥͤͤ̓ͫ͢ͅt̜͉̹̦ͬ̔ͥ̓ͦ̂̐ ͙̉ẙ̡̭͓̥͙̀̿̄̿ͨ̌ͅǒͮͭ͊̊͂͂ǔ͙͛̋̋ ̐̍̇͏͚͉̩̰̬̱̻d̢̬̲̱̘̿̃̈́ͅö̘̝͙͓̭́ͤ͐͑̃̓w̡̝̣̦ͭ̔̆ͨ̏n̜̠̝̝̞ͣ͋ͣ͑̅̆ͥ.͎̦̯̮͈͈ͪ̓̒̓̔̍̿
͍̟̜̱ͩ̂̐͢N̤͓̼̭̞ͬ̏̒̅ͮ̕ͅe͐͌̈ͩ҉͈͚v̝̪̎̀͒͑͛̉̚e̗̘͇͕̝̻͂͆͞r̳ͧ̽̃̉̈́͟ ̅҉̬̩̘̭̼g̛͉̩̪̦̯͈̈ͩo͓͖̖̞̹n͌ͩ̓̽ṇ̨͚̄a̰͔̲͋͡ ̪̪͈͓̇͑̎̀r̼̖̹̮̬ͮ̈́̐̅ͩu͚̻̘ͨ͑ͤͤ̉͑̄ͅnͯ͑͆͠ ̭̙ͫ̆̐̀ͅa̡̳͑̀ͭr̫̤͖̫͂o̻̠̳͎̼ͮ̅ͯ̚u̸̮̗̰̘ͣ̏̾̚n̬̹̹̙ͯ̈d̮ ̺̝̭̼̤̭̎̃̊̆a̲͑̔̇͗̅̈́ͥn̩̳̺̞̯̒̾ͬ͞ͅdͨ͐͆͌̒͊͜ d͍̜̞̲͓͍͔̎̓͛̓̚e̱͕̖͉̮ͫͨ̌͋͜s̷͓̲̻ͭͅë͈̳͇̫̭́͒̈͊̕ȓ̩̙̘̯̪͇̊̆ͪ́ͨͥt̵̼͔̰̠ͨ͌ͬͣ̂͌ͅ ̳̔̉̊̎̉̐y̲̺͕ͯò͙͕ͭ͌͘ủ̥̐ͮ̽ͧ.͓̲̈́̓
̸͇͚͍̭̊̌̈̂̍͂ͮṊ̛͕ę̦̝͔v̛ͧè͈ͯ͊͐́ͮ͌r̖̺̝̺̣̻̺ͭ̾̓ͦ͂ͭ ͈g̣̉ͨo̷͍̬̤̗͉ͧͣͦ̀ͩn̽ͮͫ͛n̞̻̟̹ͮa̳̍̑̎ ̼̯͈ͥ̉̽̔ͦ̚m̴̮̠ͬ̎ͣ̀ͬ͆̆à͇̗̜̗̲̍ͦ͊k̓̉ͨ̇̔ͣ҉̳̤͉̰̘̤̭eͥ͐̄ ͍͖̫̫̗̓y͔͛ͤ̒̽͌͂̕o̹͓̠̦u͚͍͍͓͎̤̼̎̈ͭ̄͒̓ ̸̺̇ͤc͂͊ͨͦͭͮr̢̥̘̖̩̻̟̂ͬ͊y̭̮̥̰ͦͩͮ͋̐̚ͅͅ.͊̄͛ͬ
ͪ̀̓ͤN̴̬͖͍̲̹̘͐̽̋͋͑̈́ͅê͙͍̰͕̦͔ͫ̊̋̀ͯv̗̽͗̓e͚̹̎ͮͨ̊̎ͪ͑͝ͅr͎͔͓̲͉̓ ̓g͍̭̥ò̽͏̺̭ń̹̩̞͍͕͖n̟̣̟̏ä̶̹̌͌͒ ̵̙̲̔̅̆s̼̰̩̹͖̟̐̀ͅa͇͍̥̤̲͇ͬ͂͐͌̚ŷ̷̦̱͕͉ͥ̽͗̚ ̶͉͓̭̫̯̙̆͊ͫg̫̮̜ͯͮ̅͆ͬơ̳̈͛̎̀ͨoͥ́҉͔̮̻̠̭̫̳ḑ͕͉̰͔̜̼́̑͂ͦͩb̘͉̯̟̬̃̍̒ͯ̌ͬy̻̤̻̓̅͒ͨ̌e̵̩̺̲͍̺ͪ.̩̯̺̀͠
͕͓͓͗N̦̣͉ͮ͟e̥̼̯͇͈ͅv̐̅͌̈̈̑̚͢ḙ̷͎̥̭̹ͭͪͨ̾ṟ̠̪̠̮̞̅ͪ̎͜ ̓ͨ̌͂͋͐͛g̢̭͙̝̖ͨͮ́͌͌o̯̖͌́n̾̄̿̿͌̊͏̼͖̮͖͍̙n͖͕̐a̍͛͌҉̭ ̛̞̠͈͈̙͍̂̓̆tͦ̋̍͛ͯ̓̚e͕̟̘̟̺ͩ̌l̇̈̌͋l̶̠͓̲͚̺ͬ̈́̽̑ ̫̤ͫͬ̀ͧ͛͡a̟̫̣̠̘̰̰̾̀̊͟ ̴̙̗̹̿͆͋ͨl̗̥̫͑̌i̤̺̰̘͎̿͋ͦe͓̭ͤ̉͑ ͖̺̫̠̳͍̪̿̋ǎ̆҉͎̳n̪̳̺̰ͪ̋ͅd̖̰̣͍̱̦̦͊͋͑̿͐̀̚ ͈̺̭̩͖̗̼́̈͊h̺̭̱̥̤̦́̍ͭͧ̃̌̂͢uͤ̌͗͋͏̦̳͖̘̠͍̰r̷ͮ̉t̲̙͋͐́ ̙̠̋͞ÿ͙̲̘̟͉̺̠́ō̮̣̝̳̤̫̳̚̚uͤ̿̓̐͛͗̚.̹̬̦͊ͨ̃̐͠


Roses are titties
Titties are titties
Titties

Single Female Lawyer,
Fighting for her client,
Wearing sexy miniskirts,
And being self-reliant.



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