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HOW TO: DING DONG DOUBLE NOSCOPE WARS

Step 1: Gather 3 other people.

Step 2: Go to the giant ass bridge in the mountains.

Step 3: Go in teams of 2 to either end of the bridge.

Step 4: Two people should spawn in buses, preferrably the Ding Dong Double.

Step 5: The other two people jump on top of the two Ding Dongs, sniper rifles in hands.

Step 6: The buses progress on different lanes at normal paces towards each other.

Step 7: The two snipers on top of the buses begin shooting at each other as the buses speed towards each other (REMEMBER: NOSCOPES ONLY. SCOPERS ARE JOKERS)

Step 8: The two Ding Dongs collide with each other in a blaze of glory (to the sound of Through The Fire And The Flames if possible). From this point onwards, ANYTHING GOES.

Thus continues the battle until either someone's Ding Song or Sniper dies.

Oh and you can also fly tractors off blimps into the sunset if that's your style.